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Instructions in Engrish

My son bought a toy today that came with a tiny piece of paper with some miniscule drawings of how to assemble it. Below that were the following printed directions:

At assemble other that process inside,if feel difficult,please face home to look for the help.The sketch map possibility that this assemble the method is different from the actual product have a little bit.

Seems to me my four-year old could have written better directions than that! I have absolutely no idea what the instructions mean, nor what they are intended to show!


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